[drudged up as best as memory serves from Xmas, two years ago, and
dedicated to those special users whose word is generally useless without
"supporting evidence"]

-- To the tune of Jingle Bells:

Dashing through the board,
Tcon Chat a lot,
Keeping Capture Files,
Hope I don't get caught!

My hard drives almost full
From my capture file fit,
Cuz otherwise, my credibility
isn't worth a shit!

OH!...

Capture Files, Capture Files, capture every one!
Keeping dirt on all the users can be so much fun, FUN!
Capture Files, Capture Files, capture every day!
My word is only good when I record all things they say!


Cosmo (...hello, /Zilch...)