TCE!: The Gathering - an expansion set for Magic: The Gathering from Wizards of the Coast. The TCE! Cards use five new mana types: Foul, Angst, Hyper, Flame, and Kupo. The expansion can be played as a game in its own right, or added to the normal M:TG set. If played with regular magic cards, it is recommended that the following substitutions for mana types be allowed: Black for Foul (and vice-versa), White for Angst, Green for Hyper, Red for Flame, and Blue for Kupo. BASIC LANDS: Action/Page : tap to produce 1 Foul (F) Mana Tcon Channel: tap to produce 1 Angst (A) Mana Game Door : tap to produce 1 Hyper (H) Mana Forum : tap to produce 1 Flame (R) Mana TCE! Menu : tap to produce 1 Kupo! (K) Mana SPECIAL LANDS: Adult Forum : tap to produce 1 Foul or 1 Flame Mana Gaming Forum: tap to produce 1 Hyper or 1 Flame Mana Sysop Menu : tap to produce 1 Flame or 1 Kupo! Mana Tcon Poker : tap to produce 1 Angst or 1 Hyper Mana TCE! HQ: tap to produce 1 of any Mana. If Autox, Cosmo, or Presence of the Admin comes into play while this card is tapped you lose. Sorrow's Path: (t) Change the word after "Summon" on a summon spell to "Sorrow" until the end of the turn. This is played as an interrupt. File Library of Alexandria: (t) Draw One extra card during draw phase, but only if you have less than seven cards in your hand. FOUL SPELLS: Uncle Dio (2/5) 1FF Summon Wolfpacker Flying Any damage Uncle Dio takes from Juves is reduced to zero. "A beatific smile on his face, Diogenes listened patiently to the juve's tirade." - The Walrus Craw Blackthorne (6/4) 3FF Summon Wolfpacker Trample May not be blocked by Angst or White Creatures. "His foulness was such that only the brave or foolhardy confronted him." Sweet Jane (2/2) 1FF Summon Enchantress (t) Tap target juve for as long as Sweet Jane remains tapped. You may chose to not untap Sweet Jane as normal during your untap phase. "What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?" - J. Garcia Isaboe (1/3) 2FF Summon Wolfpacker (t) add a -1/-0 counter to target creature "Ummm....just what do you plan on doing with those chains?" Milwaukee's Beast (4/1) FF Summon Beast Flying, Bands with Cosmo Spend F during upkeep or beast is destroyed. Grey Ghost (3/3) 3F Summon User Protection from Hyper, Bands with GoM If you do not spend FF during upkeep Grey Ghost does 3 damage to you and is destroyed. "Guess the MUDs grabbed him again" ".vib all" FF Sorcery Does 2 damage to all players and all non-juve creatures Slam from Beyond xF Instant Target Creature gains +x/+0 until end of Turn Unholy Wit F Enchant Creature Target Creature gains +2/+1 Monkey Spank F Instant Does 3 damage to target creature Bad Moon F Enchantment All Wolfpackers gain +1/+1 and Forumwalk Naughty Gif FF Enchantment All creatures that can block target creature must do so. Adult Access Form F Interrupt Target spell's color is changed to foul permanently. Vulturous Torment FF Enchant Creature Target Creature's Power is reduced to 0. Target creature can neither block nor attack. Hot Chat F Enchant Creature Target Creature does not untap during untap phase unless controller pays an additional 4. If target creature is untapped when this spell is cast it is tapped. ANGST SPELLS: Jik (1/1) 2A Summon User TeleconferenceWalk May not be blocked by non-Foul creatures. "My servitors refused to hurt the Jik - I am unsure if this was due to pity or disgust." - The Flame Mage Snort Artemis (1/3) AAAA Summon Goddess Protection from Hyper. When attacking or blocking may redirect any damage taken to any of controller's targets. -0/-2 when blocking or blocked by Wolfpacker. "If I did anything, which I didn't, it wasn't my fault" Babydoll (2/2) 2AA Summon Wolfpacker Protection from Foul. (t) Prevent one point of damage to target. +2/+0 if Darkseed is in play. "She'll help you out if you don't get in her face too bad" Keeper of Fate (1/3) 0 Summon User (A) Regenerates No cost to summon but is considered an Angst spell and Keeper of Fate is an Angst creature. "Oh, really. A card game? How trite." zipper (1/1) A Summon zipper Melody (1/5) 1A Summon User Protection from Flame, A: Melody gains a +1/-1 counter Pity Party AA Sorcery All non-Angst creatures in play receive -1/-1 until end of turn Remorse A Instant All non-foul attacking creatures take 2 damage. ".hug all" AA Instant All creatures in play receive +0/+2 until end of turn CAP File A Instant Can be used to prevent 3 damage from or do 3 damage to target attacking creature. Blessed Status AA Enchantment A: +0/+1 Target Creature gains +0/+2. HYPER SPELLS: Nettling Macbeth (2/2) 2HH Summon Juve (H) Regenerates (t) Force target creature to attack. If target creature cannot attack it is destroyed. Can only be played on target's turn before attack. "I've suspended him I don't know how many times. He just won't go away." - Anonymous Admin Wildfire (2/2) 1HH Summon Juve Bands with Macbeth, +2/-1 if controller has any Wolfpackers in play. "But I AM in the pack, I *am*, I *AM*!" Glory (2/2) 1HH Summon Juve (H) Take card from your graveyard out of play and untap Glory. "Why do I ALWAYS get these headaches when I stay up all night eating junk and drinking coke? It doesn't make SENSE!" Moondancer (*/*) 2H Summon User When summoned, * in either Power or Toughness is copied from current value of any other card in play. When this is set, the corresponding value is set to 1. "This tagline coming soon to a Moondancer post near you." Kramer (3/2) 2HH Summon Juve (t) Kramer does his current power in damage to target tapped creature. "Trust Me." Kokane (2/2) 3H Summon Juve First Strike "His fingers flew over the controls so fast the enemy was stunned." Skeeter (1/1) 1H Summon User All creatures blocking Skeeter are tapped. "What the..." Florida (1/1) 1HH Summon Juve H, (t) Draw an extra card from the bottom of your deck. "Yes, it's cheating. So?" Ancalagon (3/3) 2H Summon Juve DoorWalk Ancalagon does not untap as normal. Pay H during upkeep to untap Anc. "He's a good ally if you can get him out of Mutants." Spaceman Spiff (0/8) 3H Summon Wall "Logon, E-Mail, File Transfer, Logoff" Archangel (4/4) 3HH Summon User (t) Flip Archangel onto playing field. Archangel must reach a height of three feet and turn over at least once. Archangel does his power in damage to any creatures he lands on, and receives their power in damage in return. "He's going for the pin, Jim!" Tradewars Reset HH Instant All juves in play are tapped. Planets Turn Mishap 1HH Sorcery All Hyper creatures must attack during their controller's turn until caster's next turn. Mutant 2HH Enchant Creature Target creature may (t) to destroy target artifact and gain a +2/+1 counter. "con Wand of Ith" Power Macro H Instant +3/+3 to target creature until end of turn *Page Bomb H Sorcery *Page Bomb does 1 damage to target creature for every H spent in addition to casting cost. If target creature is not killed, regenerates, or otherwise does not go to graveyard or out of game, caster takes target creature's power in damage. Juvie-Only Throwdown HHH Sorcery All Juves in play gain the "Bands with other Juves" ability until the end of the turn. Credit Moocher HH Enchant Creature Target Creature gains (t): Drain 1 life from any target. FLAME SPELLS: Shivan Darkseed (5/5) 2RRR Summon Wolfpacker Flying (R) +1/+0 (Firebreathing) "Rare is the juve that has escaped the flames of Darkseed unscathed." Verruchter (6/1) 3R Summon User (RR) Untap Verruchter after attack. May attack on turn summoned. You must attack with Verruchter each turn or he does 2 damage to you and is tapped. When Verruchter is summoned, drop the card from head height onto the playing surface. If it lands face-down, take it back into your hand. "The Verruchter attacks without fear, hesitation, or (unfortunately) thought of defense." - Sun Tzu, _The Art of Flaming_ Junkyard Rhino (*/*) 2RR Summon User Protection from Hyper When attacking or defending, roll a six-sided die for both power and toughness. Junkyard Rhino gains +3/+0 when unblocked "We don't know what he said, but we're SURE he meant it!" X-Marine (4/2) 3R Summon User X-Marine cannot attack if he attacked on the previous turn. "Wham! Sorry. Wham! Sorry. Wham! Sorry." Knight Stalker (2/4) 2RR Summon User +4/+4 when blocking or blocked by creature that has previously damaged Knight Stalker. "I think we ticked him off! Uh-oh." Righteous Fury xR Instant Play after attack to deal x damage to target attacking creature. Taunt RR Instant All creatures must block target attacking creature Flame War 2R Sorcery Can only be cast during controller's attack phase. Target creature must block target creature controlled by caster. These two creatures continue to attack each other until one or the other dies. Throwdown 2RR Sorcery No attacks can be declared until the caster's next turn Wolfpack Frenzy 2RRR Sorcery All creatures and players take 5 damage. KUPO! SPELLS: Cosmo (4/5) 4KK Summon Admin Rampage (t) Target summon is countered unless target player spends 3. "One word of advice. Don't hug him." - Lord Poofta Dup Account (*/*) 3K Summon Clone Select a summon spell in play. The Dup Account duplicates this card, including all abilities including color but not duplicating any enchantments or counters. "A good game player is never without a couple of Dup Accounts." Autox (2+*/2+*) 4KKK Summon Admin Trample * represents the Power and Toughness, respectively, of creature blocking or blocked by Autox. (t) Remove target card from the game. Flip a coin when this power is used. If the controller loses, no effect and tap Autox. Autox does not untap normally. Pay KK during upkeep to untap Autox. wC (4/4) 3KK Summon Wolfpacker K, (t) -3/-3 to target creature (cannot drop below 0/1) "After reading his satire many of my troops refused to fight" Thicket BlueDevil (2/4) 3K Summon Wolfpacker Rampage, ForumWalk All creatures blocking or blocked by Blue Devil are destroyed. If Blue Devil participates in an attack, flip a coin. If controller loses toss Blue Devil is tapped and does 2 damage to controller. "Lots of pretty words, but still no stand from Mr. Politics." Crazy Ol Cat Lady (2/2) 2KKK Summon Mistress Protection from Foul 2KK: Summon a 1/1 Token Cat with special power bands with other Token Cats or with Crazy Ol Cat Lady. Password Hack 1H Enchant Creature Take control of target creature. If creature is tapped when spell cast it remains tapped until controller's next untap phase. Board Crash 2KK Enchant World Players do not get an untap phase, and can do nothing on their turn except draw cards and pay upkeep costs. Board Crash is countered if the controller does not pay K on during his/her turn. "Happens every time I leave for the weekend" Presence of the Admin KKK Enchantment While this enchantment is in play, any Dup Account, Password Hack, or Board Crash cards are destroyed, and new ones are countered. "You....have...been.....SUSPENDED!" Mr. Politics K Instant Nullifies attack phase. All creatures attack and block as normal but no damage is done or effects performed as a result. "Mr. Politics can stop the foulest flame from raging out of control" Policy Change 2KK Sorcery A counter of +1/+0, +0/+1, -1/-0, or -0/-1 is added to every creature in play. All creatures receive the same counter. ".forget" KK Enchant Creature Target Creature cannot block attackers. QWK Mail Reader 2K Enchant Creature Target Creature gains +1/+1 and First Strike /Classic Post 3KK Interrupt Target creature gains +5/+5, Trample, and ForumWalk ARTIFACTS: Mox Puddin 0 Artifact (t) produce 1 Foul Mana Mox Mirror 0 Artifact (t) produce 1 Angst Mana Mox Jolt Cola 0 Artifact (t) produce 1 Hyper Mana Mox Lighter 0 Artifact (t) produce 1 Flame Mana Mox Spam 0 Artifact (t) produce 1 Kupo! Mana Boots of Glenn 4 Artifact 4, (t): give target creature any LandWalk until end of turn 14.4 Modem 4 Artifact Reduce cost of TCE! Summon spells by 1 28.8 Modem 6 Artifact Reduce cost of TCE! Summon spells by 1 3, (t) Target creature may attack on the same turn it is summoned TCE! Doctor (0/2) 4 Artifact Creature Every turn during controller's upkeep TCE! Doctor gets a +1/+0 Counter "Good Lord, will you folks STOP TALKING TO HIM!!!!" Tagline Generator 6 Artifact 4: Summon a 1/1 tagline counter which is considered for all purposes to be an artifact creature. When a tagline does damage to a player give them a bile counter. If a player's bile counters ever reach 10, the player loses the game. "You gotta keep 'em generated" Internet Access 4 Artifact 3, (t): Draw a card Wired Magazine 3 Artifact 3, (t): Look at the next card in any library. If you chose you may place this card at the bottom of the same library. LEGENDS: Endora (*/*) 3FAHRK Summon ?????? (t) take Endora back into your hand When Endora is summoned, chose a target creature in play, in your hand, your deck, or any graveyard and remove it from the game. Endora takes on the characteristics of this creature including color. "I guess I can remove her from my suspicions list then" - Autox Dallas (0/1) 0 Summon Annoyance Dallas can be resummoned from the graveyard into play at a cost of 2 mana. Dallas is considered a artifact creature of all colors. "He's baaaaa-aaaaaack!" Breeze (3/5) 3AF Summon Breeze Flying, Rampage "I'm just rolling down the road" New from TCE! The Gathering! Hyper Cards: Dark Shadow 3/1 Summon Juve Whenever Dark Shadow blocks or is blocked by a creature, place a reply counter on the creature. If the creature has three counters Dark Shadow may not block the creature or attack if the creature is a valid blocker.